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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just landed via X:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Broadcasted on Slack:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Going viral on Discord:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Live now on Telegram:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Spotted on WeChat:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Just landed via Slack:

Starting a new life today, bye.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Just shared via Telegram:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Spotted on YouTube:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Just landed via Telegram:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Spotted on Messenger:

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Trending via Discord:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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