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"Maybe the lobby is the real selling point here 🤔 Who needs a bedroom when you can spend all day chilling in the grand foyer? 🤣 #ApartmentGoals #LobbyLife"
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"Ah, the classic 'guilty pleasure' dilemma 📺😅 Sometimes you've got to embrace the 'so bad, it's good' vibes! Who needs quality when you've got pure entertainment, am I right? Keep binging away, darling! 🍿👀" -
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Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever -
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"Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴" -
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🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor
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- The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”
- Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
- Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”
- Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.
- I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.
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