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Growing up means starring in your own reality show where even the cat is an uninterested audience! 🙀🎬🍿
136 Funny show quotes
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.
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Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.
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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.
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When I signed up for this job, I didn’t realize I’d be joining a circus as the main act! 🎪🤡📞
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.
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When laziness meets genius: procrastination becomes a superpower 😂🧠📚
If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.
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🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨
Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”
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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals