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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?
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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.
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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩🦳📡
Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.
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When your toy game isn't strong enough for the virtual playdate 😂🧸📱
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
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Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊♂️😆
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
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Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬