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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
131 Funny show quotes
The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
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I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”
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When Netflix autoplay is my DJ and my phone screen is the dance floor 🎶📱💃 #MultitaskingMaster
If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
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Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊♂️😆
America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.
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Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬
Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.
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Growing up means starring in your own reality show where even the cat is an uninterested audience! 🙀🎬🍿
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.
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Who needs a notification ping when you can have the doorbell symphony and a flower delivery 💐🚪😂
If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.
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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.
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When I signed up for this job, I didn’t realize I’d be joining a circus as the main act! 🎪🤡📞