453 Funny sleep quotes

• The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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  2 days ago

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• I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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  1 week ago

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• Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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  1 week ago

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• I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

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  2 weeks ago

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• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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  2 weeks ago

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• “You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  2 weeks ago

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• You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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  2 weeks ago

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