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264 Funny sleep quotes

Funny sleep quotes are a hilarious way to capture the essence of everyone’s favorite activity—sleep! 😴😆 From hitting snooze one too many times to dreaming of naps during work hours, these quotes will make you laugh and relate all at once. Sweet dreams, or at least some solid laughs before bedtime! 😄🛌

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

5 days ago

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

2 weeks ago

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

2 weeks ago

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

2 weeks ago

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

2 weeks ago

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

3 weeks ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

3 weeks ago

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

4 weeks ago

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

4 weeks ago

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

1 month ago

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

1 month ago

Wake me up when I’m rich!

1 month ago

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

1 month ago

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

1 month ago

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

1 month ago

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

1 month ago

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

1 month ago

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

1 month ago

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

1 month ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

1 month ago