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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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435 Funny sleep quotes

Funny sleep quotes are a hilarious way to capture the essence of everyone’s favorite activity—sleep! 😴😆 From hitting snooze one too many times to dreaming of naps during work hours, these quotes will make you laugh and relate all at once. Sweet dreams, or at least some solid laughs before bedtime! 😄🛌

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That feeling when your sleep schedule thinks it's immune to logic 🤪🛌💤

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"Why walk when you can sarcastically roll towards adulthood? 😴😂🛌"

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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝

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Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman 😱😂 #SleepyScaries 😴👻

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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚

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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉

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I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞

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When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep 😂🛏️🔄

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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤

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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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