14 Funny socks quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

  Commentary:
  When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️‍♀️🧹🧦🔍

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

  Commentary:
  Just wait until you see my advanced level: putting them on while hopping on one foot! 🧦🦘😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

  Commentary:
  "New conversation hack: Sock it to 'em! 🧦😂 They'll be speechless (and possibly sockless)!"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If every day is a gift, today is socks.

  Commentary:
  "Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! 🎁🧦😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

  Commentary:
  "When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🧦🌀🚪 Socks mysteriously disappearing in the laundry can only mean one thing… They must be embarking on secret adventures through the elusive washing machine portal! Next time you do laundry, keep an eye out for any interdimensional travelers trying to hitch a ride on your clothes! 🕵️‍♂️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

  Commentary:
  "Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, socks, the unsung heroes of mismatched pairs!🧦💔 Who knew that these trusty foot coverings could teach us such a profound lesson on relationships? Just remember, sometimes the best matches are the ones that stay apart… on your feet.😂 #SocksKnowBest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"

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