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Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Going viral on Snapchat:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

Going viral on Facebook:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Going viral on LinkedIn:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Going viral on WeChat:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

Spotted on Facebook:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Trending via X:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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48 shares on Slack this month:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

70 shares on X this month:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

65 shares on X this month:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,069

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Trending via Twitch:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Going viral on X:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Breaking via WeChat:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Making waves on Telegram:

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Breaking via Facebook:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love it when God gives me money.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Shared recently on Facebook:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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