Funny southern family quotes

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.