Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.