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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Trending via Telegram:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Just shared via Twitch:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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82 shares on Slack this month:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

63 shares on Threads this month:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

92 shares on Discord this month:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

50 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

78 shares on Threads this month:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

80 shares on X this month:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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17,578

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15,511

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Live now on X:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Making waves on X:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Spreading quickly via X:

Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

Seen just now on X:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Spotted on X:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Spotted on Threads:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Making waves on Slack:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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