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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Going bananas on Discord:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

73 shares on Discord this month:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

65 shares on Twitch this month:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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