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Funny stalker quotes

Funny stalker quotes are the perfect mix of creepy and hilarious that’ll make you laugh out loud 😂👀 Whether you’re poking fun at that one friend who’s always “watching” or just love quirky humor, these witty lines bring a playful twist to the art of being a little too interested 😜📱 Get ready to giggle and share some lighthearted stalking vibes with a smile!

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Posted on2 weeks ago

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Posted on2 weeks ago

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