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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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"Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Honk Shuah masters! 🧘‍♂️💭 Perhaps sleeping on that thang will bring enlightenment, or at least a comfier nap! 💤😆"

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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