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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Trending via Facebook:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Live now on Twitch:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Trending via Telegram:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Just landed via Threads:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Live now on Instagram:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Reported on X:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Trending via Twitch:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Discord:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Shared recently on WeChat:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Just shared via Slack:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Going viral on Instagram:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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