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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Spotted on Reddit:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Time needs a speed limit.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Just landed via X:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Going viral on Facebook:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Making waves on YouTube:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

Reported on X:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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