Funny throw out quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

  Commentary:
  "Marriages are like pancakes – sounds delicious, right? 🥞 But hey, if the first one turns out a bit burnt, it's okay to toss it and try again! 😅 Who knew breakfast foods could provide such sage advice on relationships? #PancakesOverHeartbreaks"

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