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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I was dropped as an adult.

Making waves on Discord:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Seen just now on TikTok:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Going viral on Messenger:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Making waves on Messenger:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Going viral on Discord:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Going viral on Telegram:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Trending via TikTok:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Live now on Telegram:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Just landed via Threads:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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