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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Live now on TikTok:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Just landed via Instagram:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Breaking via Messenger:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Live now on Telegram:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Trending via Threads:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Making waves on Discord:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Reported on Twitch:

I need a break from me.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Breaking via Threads:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Just landed via Reddit:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Spotted on Twitch:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Spotted on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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