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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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Trending via Twitch:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Just shared via WeChat:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Just shared via X:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Spotted on Slack:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Making waves on Messenger:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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22 shares on Messenger this month:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

23 shares on TikTok this month:

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Just landed via Threads:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Going viral on Facebook:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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