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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Funny toxic relationship quotes

Funny toxic relationship quotes bring a hilarious twist to those messy love tales 💔😂! Whether you’ve survived the drama or just love a good laugh at relationship chaos, these witty lines are perfect for venting with humor 🥲🔥. Get ready to smile, cringe, and relate as we dive into the wild world of love gone a little sideways 💑💥!

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

1 month ago
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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

5 months ago
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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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