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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Just shared via Telegram:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Making waves on Discord:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Going viral on Pinterest:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Just landed via Messenger:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Just shared via Instagram:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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