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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Spotted on Facebook:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Breaking via Telegram:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Live now on Messenger:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Trending via YouTube:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Just landed via Threads:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Making waves on YouTube:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Trending via Discord:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Live now on Snapchat:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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