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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Trending via Slack:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

Going viral on X:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Spotted on Threads:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Just landed via Reddit:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Live now on Snapchat:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Breaking via Slack:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Just landed via Twitch:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Going viral on WeChat:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Making waves on Discord:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on Instagram this month:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

67 shares on Slack this month:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Live now on Discord:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Just landed via Discord:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Spotted on Telegram:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Spotted on Facebook:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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