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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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6 months ago
Share →: Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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"Your honor, if I may serenade the court with the timeless classic, Wonderwall, for this 'wonder'-ful case 🎸🎶 Let's set the mood with some acoustic justice! #WonderwallDefense"
6 months ago
Share →: Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Looks like you've been put on the spot with that request! 🎶 Maybe… you should diversify your musical repertoire to keep the peace at home 🤭 Or maybe not! It's always fun to serenade your loved ones with a timeless classic like Wonderwall! 😄🎸

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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