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Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Just shared via Threads:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Spotted on Discord:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Going viral on Slack:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Trending via TikTok:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Just landed via Pinterest:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Trending via Facebook:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Making waves on Messenger:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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36 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

68 shares on Slack this month:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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I need money, not feelings.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Trending via Messenger:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Going viral on Discord:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Live now on Instagram:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Making waves on TikTok:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Trending via Reddit:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Spotted on Twitch:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Just landed via Facebook:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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