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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

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15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Just landed via TikTok:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Making waves on Messenger:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Making waves on WeChat:

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Just landed via X:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

75 shares on Slack this month:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,672

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Just landed via X:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Body by sandwich.

Freshly posted on X:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Breaking via Slack:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Breaking via Telegram:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Live now on YouTube:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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