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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Just shared via Slack:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Seen just now on Discord:

My recliner and I go way back.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Spotted on Facebook:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Making waves on Messenger:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Just landed via YouTube:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Shared recently on Telegram:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

48 shares on Discord this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

85 shares on X this month:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

70 shares on Discord this month:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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At least life has music.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Pinterest:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Shared recently on X:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Going bananas on Twitch:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Breaking via Reddit:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Spotted on Instagram:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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