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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.