Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.