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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.