God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore. Commentary:Sounds like someone needs to send God a "Smiting for Dummies" book! 🗡️😂📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback? God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards. God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”
