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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to send God a "Smiting for Dummies" book! 🗡️😂📚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged divine, enough, God, humor, joke, religion, sarcasm, smiting on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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