Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.
  • It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.
  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.
  • My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.
  • “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.