Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGot a new high score on my bathroom scale. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.
