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  • The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
  • The food hits different when it ain’t yours.
  • Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.
  • I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.