Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister” Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”
