Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV. Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!” “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”