Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHave kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”. Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?