Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! π·π€¦ββοΈπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private. Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private. I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say. Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera. The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.