Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule. Commentary:"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day. If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy. Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination! Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions. I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
