Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
  • I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
  • The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
  • People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.
  • Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.