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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.