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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.