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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.