Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music ho… Commentary:"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. You used to calm me on my cell phone!