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19 shares on Facebook this month:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

23 shares on Discord this month:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

49 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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