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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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