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  • Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?
  • Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.
  • I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.
  • Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
  • Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.
  • The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.