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"No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸‍♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"

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84 shares on YouTube this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

90 shares on X this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

15 shares on Discord this month:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Breaking via Instagram:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Going viral on Slack:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Spotted on Discord:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Trending via Twitch:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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