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"No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸‍♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"

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81 shares on TikTok this month:

I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

80 shares on Slack this month:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I only drink when I people.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Trending via Telegram:

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Going bananas on Threads:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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