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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.