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"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷‍♂️"

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86 shares on X this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

64 shares on X this month:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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