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"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷‍♂️"

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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1 month ago

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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2 months ago

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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5 months ago

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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2 months ago

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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5 months ago

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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3 months ago

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23 shares on Messenger this month:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

41 shares on X this month:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

21 shares on Threads this month:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Making waves on Instagram:

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Spotted on Discord:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Trending via YouTube:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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