“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.