“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks. I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late. Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.