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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.