I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa. Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.