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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.