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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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1 month ago

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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2 months ago

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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2 months ago

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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2 months ago

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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3 months ago

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53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

77 shares on X this month:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

16 shares on X this month:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Spotted on YouTube:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Seen just now on Threads:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

Trending via Instagram:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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