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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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