I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.