I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit. The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.