I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it. I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit. I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.