I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.