I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.
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"Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁‍♀️ #HoodieGoals"

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