I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁♀️ #HoodieGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached. I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house. My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home. Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.
