I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even…

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Commentary:
“Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷‍♂️ Can’t conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁‍♀️ #HoodieGoals”

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