I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are eve… Commentary:"Looks like we have a real hoodie perfectionist here! Priorities, right? 🤷♂️ Can't conquer the day until those strings are on point! 💁♀️ #HoodieGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven. Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together! Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie. I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house. You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.