I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.