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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.