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Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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