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Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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17 shares on X this month:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

52 shares on Slack this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Just landed via Slack:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Making waves on Instagram:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Seen just now on X:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Just landed via Reddit:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Spotted on Discord:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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