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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! ๐Ÿ˜„ Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. ๐Ÿ™ Who knew JC had such a pen game? ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ #HolySignatureGoals



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