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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Funny quote about parenting chaos, featuring witty advice to calm kids by matching their energy.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? 😂👶🗣️ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! 🎶😱 Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?"


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