I believe it was Aristotle who once said โ€œThe fastest way …

I believe it was Aristotle who once said โ€œThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.โ€

Commentary:
🤣 “Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? 😂👶🗣️ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It’s like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! 🎶😱 Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?”

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