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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today a…

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today a…

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dinner, food, health, night, pizza on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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