I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Commentary:
“Decisions, decisions! The eternal struggle between the angel on your shoulder (healthy food) and the devil on the other (Chinese food or pizza) 🥗🍕🍜. Looks like tonight, the battle of the taste buds will be epic! Bon appétit with a side of inner conflict 😂🍽️!”

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.
  • The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.
  • Being insane should at least burn calories.
  • Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.
  • “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.
  • Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.