I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. “You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment. Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea. If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.