I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.