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  • If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.
  • Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.
  • Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’
  • The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
  • Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.
  • I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.