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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Shared recently on Reddit:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Just landed via YouTube:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Reported on Threads:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Trending via Telegram:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Spreading quickly via X:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Reported on Pinterest:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!"

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Just landed via Reddit:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Reported on WhatsApp:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Freshly posted on X:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Breaking via X:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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