Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
  • If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
  • A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.
  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
  • The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.