I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

I can't sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It’s like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether ’tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!”

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