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"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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2 months ago

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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2 months ago

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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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5 months ago

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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2 months ago

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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2 months ago

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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5 months ago

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53 shares on Instagram this month:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

54 shares on Discord this month:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Self-cleaning conscience.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Just shared via Slack:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

Just shared via Telegram:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Trending via Instagram:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Making waves on Discord:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Trending via Messenger:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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