Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.
- I am the human version of tangled headphones.
- If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.
- I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.