I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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