I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. I am the human version of tangled headphones. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
