I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns… Commentary:"Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. “Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.
