I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks. How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators? Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.